There are nut crackers...and then there's Ira. Next time the Beardo comes around, Ira makes his move. When opportunity comes knocking, you've got to strike, you know? Ira gives it his best shot, and comes in right on target. Poor Beardo doesn't know what hit him. Mom, unfortunately, is not amused. Uh oh. How will Ira be punished? Find out next week on This American Dog.

Now, when it comes to pecking order, Ira G is top dog. At least, he is in his own mind. And when it comes to beards, well, he's rocking one! So when a bearded dude starts making the rounds and visiting his person, Kathleen, the competition heats up. I mean, this guy's got moves. This guy has chocolate. This guy, thinks Ira, has got to go. How will Ira strike back? Find out next week on an all-new This American Dog.